"All other things being equal, they ain't equal." -- Paul Klipsch
"Transistors are generally better than tubes, because there aren't any P-type tubes." -- Bill Stevens
"We eat cold eels and think distant thoughts." -- Jack Johnson, on being asked what made men like him so attractive to women
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker
"Everybody is behind someone and ahead of someone else." -- Chris Keller
"What it is, man, a low-down and funky feelin'." -- Anon. Texas bluesman
"Green Dolphin Street Road." -- Bob Ragsdale, on being asked what he'd like to hear next while in a St. Louis jazz club
"Camel !!!" -- Code Ferris, on seeing Shriners wearing fezzes standing in a taxi line
"If you can't double it or halve it, don't mess with it." -- Paul Klipsch
"Traveler, there is no path. Paths are made by walking." -- Antonio Machado
"A journey is when, half-way through, you wish you were home." -- Mark Twain
